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LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense
Even in Scifi? We not safe in real life.
I compiled my favorite juices from Natalie Savona’s The Big Book of Juicesand Zoe Sakoutis and Erica Huss, the founders of BluePrintCleanse, (find BluePrintCleanse here) The 3-Day Cleanse and made a Three Day Juice Cleanse for Beginning. I tried to find a lot of the recipes I used during my first juice cleanse last March.
For this juice cleanse, you do need a juicer for all drinks but the cashew milk—use a blender for this. And despite being a juice cleanse for beginners, I would suggest first timers try out Dr. Oz’s Three Day Detox Cleanse (find here) before jumping into this cleanse. (This is also a good idea for those who own a blender, but not a juicer.) I really love juice cleanses, but they can be rough if you don’t know what to expect. And some of the veggie heavy ones can be a little difficult to get down.
I’m currently working on developing a month long “Red Dress Ready” program and a juice cleanse is the first three days. I’m also going to create a more advanced three day juice cleanse for those who want to pursue a cleanse dependent on vegetables (I find these much rougher!) before I share the rest of the plan, so keep an eye out for updates!
And for those who don’t own a juicer, or would prefer paying more money and less work, I really encourage looking into Blue Print Cleanse. I have yet to try them myself, but have a lot of friends and colleagues who have really loved their Blue Print Cleanses.
This time of year the fruit is falling off the trees and many people wonder how they can preserve it. A lot of fresh fruit ends up rotting. Maybe this is part of nature’s grand design to add compost to the soil surrounding the roots? I don’t know, but this time of year is very busy for most folks who have fruit trees and berry bushes. There are a few simple methods you can utilize to quickly preserve fruit.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
why is this transparent